All Hail the Scrum Lord

In another banger post from the Ludic blog, he advocates (nay, demands) replacing "Scrum Master" with "Scrum Lord", because it's funnier.

He's right -- it IS funnier. Give it a try!

For your additional consideration, in case your colleagues don't find it as funny as you do the first several times:

• the Half-Scrum Prince
• Our Elected Leaner
• the Scrum Conductor
• the Scrumtroller
• the Agile Avatar (scrum master of all four ceremonies)
• chief crab in the scrum bucket
• the Scrummerman
• Sir Scrumptious
• the Kanbanator
• the Scrum Sage
• the Agile Oracle
• two's scrumpany but three's agile
• the Scrum Fleet Commander
• the Alpha Agile
• Epic.
• Scrumbo
• Scrumbody Special
• Jira Query Engineer
• Professional Planning Poker Player
• Long-distance Sprint Pacer
• Scrumdog Millionaire (in story points)
• jack of all ceremonies master of scrum
• the Taskmaster
• Jira Rex
• the Archagile